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Senator Testifies, Insists He Was "Just Networking"

In what observers described as a cross between a legal proceeding and an aggressively polite office holiday party, Senator Marco Rubio took the stand Wednesday to offer clarifications, context, and a small set of emotionally charged napkins.

Staff Reporter March 24, 2026

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