Democrats take House AND Senate; Wall Street calls gridlock "the best product available"
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White House: Fox News "bears responsibility" for losses; network notes it has been on television since 2011
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Texas flips: Hinojosa elected first Latina governor; official White House theory is one word long
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Talarico defeats Paxton; first Texas Democrat in three decades says he is "thrilled," which is what they say before committee assignments
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Foreign press delivers clearer election coverage than both campaigns combined; American papers still using the word "wow"
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Science finally prints the mosquito menu; your neighbor is on it, and has been for years
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Baseball pays eight men $23.15M each in an elaborate procedure for saying the same thing out loud
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Brad's Raw Chips recalled nationwide over rat-poison metal; company silent, clerks report no complaints, hair reportedly fine
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North Korea's "Warhead Institute" tests 15-acre dispersal warhead — its second product launch this week
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1960 physics formula predicts the end of the world on Friday the 13th; the city confirms trash pickup remains on schedule
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NBA sits dark on Election Day; 61-year-old season-ticket holder tells radio he "didn't know what to do with my hands"
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