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President says America should "just stop trading" until the Fed cuts rates; the plan, per the plan, is "very detailed" ◆ The world's most common microorganism takes down 5 of Israel's 6 desalination plants; the algae, per the algae, has been "doing fine" for three billion years ◆ The AI boom is so big it has run out of construction workers; the electricians, per the electricians, are "wiring data centers instead" ◆ Bats found to carry a secret immune system no other mammal has; the bats, per the bats, have been "annoyingly fine" this whole time ◆ Lightning delays Kiffin's LSU debut 90 minutes, keeping two ex-NFL players in the tunnel; the thunderstorm, per the thunderstorm, was "in charge all night" ◆ Popeyes brings back the $6 Big Box; the nation, per the nation, is "losing its mind" over a box of chicken ◆ A Polish man looking for car parts finds a 1,800-year-old shield full of a dead warrior's ashes; the scrapyard, per the scrapyard, is "continuing to sell car parts" ◆ London's first self-driving taxis roll out — 15 of them, each with a human in the driver's seat who is, per the human, "not driving"

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Reader Poll

Popeyes has brought back its $6 Big Box, a full meal of fried chicken for six dollars. How far would you drive, across state lines if necessary, to get one?

Yes, I would drive 40 miles across two states for a $6 box of chicken 44%
No, but I would absolutely drive 12 miles, and I will not apologize 41%
I will eat a salad and call it a moral victory 15%

Poll results reflect the views of 11,207 voters, all of whom were, in the specific, hungry, and a significant number of whom were, in the specific, on their way to a Popeyes at the time of voting.

"We built the most advanced water system in the world and we put it in front of the most successful organism on the planet. We did not have a plan for that. The organism has been here since before the concept of a plan. That is the whole story, and it is, in the specific, a story about hubris, but also about a very small green thing that does not read the news."

— A marine biologist in Haifa, who, per the biologist, is "in the algae business now, whether she wanted to be or not"