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Nation's Senators Agree To Disagree, Then Agree To Argue About That

WASHINGTON — In what political analysts are calling “an unprecedented display of precedented behavior,” the United States Senate voted 51-49 Thursday to table a bipartisan agreement to disagree before immediately scheduling a heated debate about t...

Pamela Pundit March 13, 2026

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President Signs Executive Order Declaring He Has 'Always Been Very Clear' On This

WASHINGTON — President Ronald Bluster signed an executive order Wednesday formally declaring that his posit...

Barry Loudvoice March 12, 2026

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Congress Passes Historic Bill Renaming Post Office, Declares Victory On Multiple Issues

WASHINGTON — In a rare display of bipartisan unity, Congress passed the Honoring the Memory of Former Postm...

Pamela Pundit March 10, 2026

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Local Man Single-Handedly Solves Nation's Problems During Commute, Forgets Solution By Parking Lot

DAYTON, OH — A local area man arrived at what he described as “a complete and total solution to basically a...

Staff Reporter March 8, 2026